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Trump Warns Iran To Halt Construction Of Real-Life Death Star

  • by Megan Yousif
  • 6 Months ago
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Following recently leaked documents out of Iran that allegedly contain blueprints for some sort of Star Wars-style Death Star, all eyes have been on the Trump administration for a response.

In a fiery exchange with reporters, Trump declared, “Iran best not continue down this reckless path of constructing a Death Star, that I can tell you,” adding that, “If they are, they should know our military is the best in the galaxy and we’ll have our very own hypersonic Death Star soon which we don’t want to use, but will if given no other choice.”

Iran insists the blueprints are not official documents, but rather mere sketches from an Iranian engineer who is a big fan of everything Star Wars, except for the sequel trilogy. Reports indicate the engineer has been imprisoned as consumption of Western media is a criminal offense in the country.

Still, the US remains on high alert in case of any new developments in this ongoing story.

NOTE: This is not a real news article. It is meant for satirical purposes only.

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